I like you.You remind of me when I was young and stupid.
There are three sides to every argument:your side,my side and the right side.
Don't be so open-minded or your brains all fall out.
Smile,it makes people wonder what you're thinking..
Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you..
A wise once said,"I don't know.Go ask a woman."
My darling,my lover,my beautiful wife;
Marrying you screwed my li
fe..
I love your smile,your face an your eyes,
Damn I'm good at telling lies..
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.Think yourself as a beautiful monkey!
The next time you think you're perfect,try walking on water..
Today isn't your day..and tomorrow don't look good either..
Just remember...if the world didn't suck,we'd all fall off..
Roses red,violet and blue.God made me pretty.How about you?
People that don't know me think I'm shy,
People that do know me wish I were.
People say nothing is impossible,but I do nothing everyday.
People have the right to be stupid.Some people abuse that privilege.
Someday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is too stubborn to ask for directions...